Is it a monster? Is it a mon-ster?
Yes, yes it is. A River Troll called Mark. He had previously tried calling himself 'Azcrak from the Deep', but the name didn't stick. He kept forgetting it. The Orcs couldn't pronounce it. The goblins seemed to find it amusing.
Having once eaten a billy goat called Mark, the troll, with remarkable logic, decided that he could safely use the name without anyone mistaking him for the previously popular (long, sordid story) goat.
Yes, yes it is. A River Troll called Mark. He had previously tried calling himself 'Azcrak from the Deep', but the name didn't stick. He kept forgetting it. The Orcs couldn't pronounce it. The goblins seemed to find it amusing.
Having once eaten a billy goat called Mark, the troll, with remarkable logic, decided that he could safely use the name without anyone mistaking him for the previously popular (long, sordid story) goat.